They've gone to James Cameron for advice on how to plug up the BP oil spill.

Now, don't get me wrong- James Cameron is an extraordinary director and I greatly admire him and everything. But BP and the government have gone to James Cameron for advice on how to solve the oil spill.

We're all fucked.

Some punch lines I thought of as well, just because I ( Read more... )

Boys have cooties and we don't want them.

...Life was just so much easier when I believed that.

*sighs* I hate it when life does this to me. I mean, I love it, but... whyyyyyyyyyyy???? (Yes, I know, normally I hate it when people add about a billion of the last letter onto thier words, but... it's for the effect. Really. That is my story and I am ( Read more... )

Earlier today, some guy went into the National Holocaust Museum in Washington D.C. with a rifle, and just started shooting.

He was taken down, but a guard was killed.

Ugh, and I was feeling so good about being American earlier today too. I had been watching Stephen Colbert in Iraq on my TiVo, and while I do not under any circumstances think we should ( Read more... )